Frequently Asked Questions
What in the name of all that is holy is this site?
SquatSquat.com was created by a small group of real life friends who have a passion for video gaming and the accompanying culture; And, they like to talk; And crack jokes; And thanks to the wonderful provision that is the Internet, fools like us can have our own domain and write whatever we feel like... And you're reading it now.
Ok, but seriously, what is this site?
Ok, seriously, this site is just as the title describes it. It's a comedic social commentary on the culture of modern gaming. Between Internet sites, forums, and online gaming, players from all around the world have been brought together for years and thus have created a culture all to themselves. It is as rich and detailed as any other culture in the world and we, the writers of SquatSquat.com, present to you our thoughts and discussion on said culture. Deep like a puddle, baby, deep like a puddle.
Can I be compensated for the time you've stolen from my life spent reading your site?
No, sorry about that. Due to the mortal nature of the human soul and the fact that we are, in no shape or form, deities of any kind, we regret to inform you that SquatSquat.Com is not responsible for any lost time you may spend while reading our site.
What's the deal with squatting?
Put simply, you squat on top of a defeated enemy as a victory dance of sorts. First invented by Bungie in Halo 2, Team Squat have taken the art of squatting to the next level, bringing it to every game they can.
But seriously, what's with all the squatting
It's funny, ok? Just let it go.
But?
No, that's it, end of discussion.
Are you guys endorsed by any video game company?
No, but that would be pretty flippin' sweet! But for real, we are mostly Xbox fans but between all of us, we play a little of everything.
Do you like llamas?
Personally, I got no problem with them. After all, llamas are people too. But truth be told - they freak me out a little. Well, maybe I should't say that, they might read this one day and oh man I'd be embarrassed! But yeah, they're cool...just as long as my daughter doesn't come home with one.
Why did my post get rejected!?
As you might have noticed, SquatSquat.com is a clean site, and our writing reflects that as well. If you've used any kind of profanity, uber-innuendoes, or otherwise immoral wordings, whether spelled directly or in l337speak or any other code language, then your post will be rejected. Do it again and your IP will get banned. Yeah, we know, we're old fashioned, yeah we know we suxx0rs, yeah yeah, we know, we know. Don't say dirty stuff and it won't get rejected. You know better, and if you don't, we'll teach you.
You guys are lame.
Oh, I'm sorry, but that's not in the form of a question.
Why are you guys so lame?
Blast. You're too wily for your own good. Well, we don't know why we are so lame, but you've cared enough to read this far down on the FAQ of a lame site made by lame guys, so that makes you lame by association. Hah! Eat that, Lamer McLamerson!
-Tronsta
