So I beat Portal and like many others who have done the same, I’ve become completely obsessed with GLaDOS, the maniacal and devious AI system that runs the Aperture Science facility. Her sincere yet insincere tone keeps you guessing the entire time. Is there really cake? Is there really a “party”? You KNOW there is no cake. You KNOW there is no party. But…is there really a cake!?
GLaDOS!!!!!!!
Ok folks its been a long while since last we pondered the possibility of pitting primarily pictorial people against each other in a fictional fight to the finish. Here, let me wipe off your screen…
So yeah, two of the greatest figures in Xbox 360’s short but lively action history, Marcus Fenix from Gears of War and Master Chief from the Halo series. Alright gentlemen, touch gauntlets come out fightin’!
So who would win this Squatmatch? Jack Bauer (AKA the younger – slightly less drunk Sutherland) OR Akuma (AKA Mr. grouchy shotokan warrior).
Here’s my version of what would happen…
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Okay, there was no new Lost this week, and we’ve got our panties all up in a bunch about it! So we’ve got a special “limited edition” Lost Squatmatch for the week!
Okay, The Island’s Smoke Monster Thingy vs. The Blob!
Who would win and how could you tell who won? I mean, it’s a stinking cloud vs. a bunch of slime? Well, I’m sure our commenters will come up with something — I think…
If you can’t think of anything, just blab about Lost theories again…
We used to post junk like this on the Lan Hackers message board all the time, so I figured it was time we did it here.
Okay–the Striders from Half-Life 2 or the AT-AT Walkers from Star Wars… Who would win and why?
In my opinion, the walkers have a defensive advantage; being metal and non living, while Striders are living creatures that can feel pain. The Striders however, have an offensive advantage since that canon they use pretty much trumps everything.
What do you think?