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Step to Robin Williams and you will get domed!

Wednesday, December 14th, 2005

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You learn something new every day. Today I learned that Robin Williams is a gaming addict.

I must admit, I would’ve never imagined this one. If asked, I would assume he had no love for this sort of thing. Anyway, read the interview to yourself in the Mrs. Doubtfire voice for added effect…

“Oh dearies, it’s time for some positively dreadful sniping and squatting. Wut Wut!”

Read the Interview

Leeched from Joystiq

Lan Hackers is 1 year old!

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005

squatlowThis news is a little late, but It’s important.
Our favorite Halo 2 Clan – Lan Hackers – have been together as a group for 1 year as of December 9, 2005. That’s pretty notable considering Halo 2 itself has been out for about a year. All the members of Team Squat have been Pwning N00bs with Lan Hackers since it’s early days.

In the spirit of Red VS. Blue, Lan Hackers made a pilot episode of what is to become a machinima sitcom of sorts.

Squat Squat proudly presents:

“Lan Hackers Episode One”
(.WMV file)

UT2007 on PC and PS3?

Monday, December 12th, 2005

Malcom - Unreal Tournament 2007

Okay, so if there’s any validity to this rumor, Unreal Tournament will be released for PS3 as well as the expected PC version. This decision is sure to have Unreal Tournament purists screaming and fainting like rich ladies in Polaner All-fruit commercials.

Does this mean that there’s truth to theories on PC gaming’s eventual demise?

My main question about UT2007 is: Will the 360 be getting any love?

Read

Leeched from Joystiq

What’s Next for 360?

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

I’m a big fan of Gamespy.com (shameless plug dat). I’ve been reading them for years and their reviews, for me, are 99% on the money. Anywho, incase you didn’t get that, that’s www.gamespy.com , muaha.

But yeah, they have some great write-ups and every so often I like to point some folks over to it, and this week they have some nifty little paragraphs on upcoming 360 games. Check it out here.

And what kind of Tronsta post would this be if I didn’t offer my own two cents on these upcoming games, ZOT!

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What kind of squatter are you?

Tuesday, December 6th, 2005

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Face it, there are two kinds of people in this world…

Those who squat and those who get squatted.

Of course, who in this world DOESN’T get squatted? I mean really, you’d have to be the greatest Halo player in the Universe, and you’d STILL get cheesed out by that level 21’s nOOb combo. But ah, the squat. Some of us live for it. Some of us see a dead deer lying on the side of the road and we must fight with all that is holy and humane not to pull over and squat that thing. PWND LOLZ!!!!

But seriously, what kind of squatter are you? Here’s a short list of squats to get us started:
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My hands are shakin’…

Friday, December 2nd, 2005

Wow look at this. We have our squatsquat.com! Hooray for Marcus. Hooray for school!