Archive for the ‘Completely Unrelated’ Category

PS3 Delayed…what are we to do??

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

ps3One thing you will notice about the GREAT majority of PS2 fans is their unwavering love for the brand. Ever have that friend in high school that wouldn’t buy anything other than Nike sneakers? Or wouldn’t even THINK of touching a Sega Master System over Nintendo?

These kinds of players have a horrible prospect before them…a huge delay in the release of PS3.

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Getting Lost – Episode 2.15 “Maternity Leave”

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

ethan docOK, I just watched the best LOST episode of the season and I’m having difficulty getting my mind around all the awesome new bombs that were just dropped. Let me try!

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24, Squatting in Real Time

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

JackBI used to watch 24 during the first season, but I kinda forgot about it. My girlfriend got me into watching it again and I must say it’s pretty good. And being a 1337 5QAXX0R for life, I noticed all the squatting that was taking place.

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Getting Lost – Dreams of a Lost MMO

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Walt 0wnedLOST was a rerun of Pilot parts 1 & 2 so there’s no sense in recapping it… except for the guy getting sucked into the engine. How scary was that?

Anyway, while we wait for a new episode we can chat it up about the next one. However I’ve been thinking allot about what a LOST MMO would be like.
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Getting Lost – Episode 2.14 “One of Them”

Friday, February 17th, 2006

hurleyAight gent’s, here we go, an official SquatSquat.Com Lost thread.

So we all know what happened last episode. I found a nifty little pic that has a translation for those weird glyphs seen when the machine hit 0 and no one hit the code in. You start to hear weird things opening, heavy metal machinary, then Locke hits the code, AFTER the numbers had already hit zero, with one more glyph left to flip open, and it resets. So they find out they have more time than they thought. They also find that SOMETHING WILL FOR SURE happen if the timer runs out. Whether or not that will kill them will remain to be seen.

Pic of Egyptian Hieroglyphics, Leeched from Sledgeweb’s Lost Site.

Notice that little word there?

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Taser: making the world more like splinter cell

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

samvsgordonThe Taser company makes hi-tech ways to stop bad guys without killing them. Their latest invention, the “Extended Range Electro-Muscular Projectile”, paralyzes no-goodnicks without the need of a wire from the device to the projectile. This allows for much greater range in a non-lethal weapon.

Sound Familiar? Yup, its the sticky shocker from Splinter Cell. So now law enforcement can non-lethally squat perps–Sam Fisher Style!

Engadget has the skinny on Taser’s latest non-lethal weap.

Leeched from Engadget

Engadget Mobile Treo Giveaway

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

treo 700w leechEngadget Mobile is giving away a brand new Treo Smartphone every day in February. All you have to do is comment on the post they make about it daily and you’re in the drawing.

If you’re like me and you don’t really like this phone you may wonder why you should bother. They retail at about 600 and sell like crazy on ebay–That’s why. With that money you could buy an XBox 360 and the 4 decent games that are out for it, hehe.

Engadget Mobile Treo Giveaway

Squatting, Gub’ment stylee

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

DickFudd 1What’s worse, getting shot by your “friend” while hunting? Or being shot by the Vice President, meaning there ain’t NOTHIN’ you can do about it? Either way, you’re a lawyer, so we don’t care, hahahaha!

But seriously, here’s a funny CNN article that hightlights all the Late Show jokes on Senor Cheney and his hair trigga finga.

You know good and well Cheney totally squatted his friend while he was unconscious. Which leads to a nice topic for discussion…if somehow by some accidental means you knocked your friend unconscious, would you squat their body?

Getting Lost – Episode 2.13 “The Long Con”

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Charlie Anakin DarksideAfter going 2 weeks without any new LOST, we were all scratching our arms like Charlie, waiting for our next fix. After this week’s episode, we should all feel satisfied like Hurley after his fifth trip to the buffet table.

Warning: Spoilers Follow
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Dude, Enough with the Chuck Norris Jokes Already, You’re Killin’ Me!

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

chuck norris workoutJoystiq has been on a roll with the Chuck Norris jokes lately. First they insert Reggie Fils-Aime’s name in place of Chuck Norris’ on that hilarious list of “Chuck Norris Facts”, and now they post a picture of “Master Chief Unmasked” with Norris’ head photoshopped onto MC’s Body.

I always thought Master Chief vs. Chuck Norris would be an entertaining match… Too bad that they’re the same person!

P.S. – Isn’t this image great. I love Google Image Search!