Archive for the ‘Completely Unrelated’ Category
Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
“Got any milk?”
It was with these three words that Henry Gale secured his own spot in the Squat Squat Pwnage Hall of Fame. I can’t say that I really know what the prisoner’s deal is, or who he works for, but I can’t wait to find out! Next week we’ll see if his little “mind freak” causes Lostaway casualties.
Anyway, despite the awesome prisoner happenings, this episode was really all about our favorite bickering couple, (No, not Ricky & Lucy) Jin & Sun. I always enjoy their flashbacks and this week’s was no exception. The drama with the fertility doctor was great.
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Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
Keeping in tune with the whole “intensify your Monday night until you dookie all over yourself from sheer delight” theme that 24 has been known to impart, last night’s episode, while short on the body count, was high in anus-tighening suspense! A special German agent, a skanky generic European information broker, Robocop, and a spineless President round out the highlights of this amazing episode.
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Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
After last night’s episode of 24, I realized two things. First, it should be renamed Squat Dat, since EVERYONE is getting squatted! Including Lynne, aka Samwizzle Gamgizzle, who went out in a blaze of glory. Secondly, CTU is by far the worst government agency ever. Why? Let’s just say when I worked in customer service and made calls to various corporations, I had a harder time getting into their buildings than these waterhead terrorists had getting into the CTU HQ. Oh by the way, what does CTU stand for? COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT!!? Let’s discuss how horrible they’ve failed at that title…
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Posted in 24, Action, Adventure, Completely Unrelated, Culture, Humor, TV | 4 Comments »
Monday, March 13th, 2006
If you’ve bought electronics in the last few years, you know that the mob isn’t the only organization offering “protection services” these days.
Compusa, Circuit City, and the kid down the block that has a great deal on speakers are ALL pushing these extended warranties like nobody’s business. Apple computer’s brand of this legal larceny is Applecare.
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Friday, March 10th, 2006
For a few years I’ve been distantly desirious desirous of the OQO mini PC. Have a look here. Pretty nifty right? Ya know what’s NOT nifty? The 2000+ dollar price tag! Bleh.
So there’s been some hype over Microsoft’s Origami, a small hybrid palmtop/laptop PC that will compete with the OQO. Take a gander at the Origami in all it’s origaminess.
So what, you might say. So what? SO WHAT!?!?
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Posted in Accessories, Articles, Completely Unrelated, Culture, PC, PDA/Smartphone, Portable, Technology | 3 Comments »
Thursday, March 9th, 2006
Okay, there was no new Lost this week, and we’ve got our panties all up in a bunch about it! So we’ve got a special “limited edition” Lost Squatmatch for the week!
Okay, The Island’s Smoke Monster Thingy vs. The Blob!
Who would win and how could you tell who won? I mean, it’s a stinking cloud vs. a bunch of slime? Well, I’m sure our commenters will come up with something — I think…
If you can’t think of anything, just blab about Lost theories again…
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Tuesday, March 7th, 2006
As much as I hate to admit it because my girlfriend talks smack to me about Lost every day, 24 is probably the best action/drama show ever put on TV. I’ve never watched a show that has held my attention so strongly from start to finish, AND hasn’t required me to watch three or four whole seasons before hand for me to appreciate what is going on. I’m so hooked, and as much as I love Lost, 24 provides what Lost kind of leaves, well, lost, for me.
So last night, Ub3r 5qattx0r Jack Bauer, who as we all know is the sole reason for every single one of us waking up alive in each morning, brought intensity to a new high. Here’s a few highlights of the 2 hours special:
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Thursday, March 2nd, 2006
So I had this thought the other night. I was excited at the prospect of FINALLY getting on the modern day handheld bandwagon. My last handheld was the ORIGINAL gameboy. Favorite game? Super Mario Land. Respek! (Ali G)
But with the announcing of DS Lite, and Tetris DS, Mario Kart DS, Metroid Prime Hunters, and a host of other interesting titles, and a huge tax return (W W), I’m all like “Yo I’m TOTALLY coppin’ a handheld like whoa.” But then I had the thought…
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Posted in Articles, Culture, DS, Gameboy Advance, PDA/Smartphone, PSP, Portable, Technology, Tronsta Rant, Wireless | 13 Comments »
“Got any milk?”
