As a person who has renamed his PSP, the BRB (Bath Room Buddy) — I can not in good conscience condemn anyone who uses their gadgets while sitting on the John.
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
10 Things Dan Hates About Star Trek
Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
I laughed for quite a while on this one. If you like Star Trek at ALL, you’ll get a kick out of it…
My favorite? Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and ‘Ensign Gomez’ beam down to a planet. Which one isn’t coming back?
Squat LOV3
Thursday, December 15th, 2005So my girlfriend and I are watching King Kong last night and there’s a scene when someone caps off on this weird savage with a long barreled pistol. POW POW POW POW and the savage goes down. So my girl leans over to me and says “Baby, would that be a good time to squat?” And with an audible laugh I respond “YES! That’s the PERFECT time to squat!!’
My friends, I am in love, and her name is Squat…err…Sunny. 
The Game vs. The Bathroom
Thursday, December 8th, 2005
So don’t even act like you haven’t been in this situation before: you’re in the middle of an AWESOME game, and when I say awesome, it can mean either you’re playing the best you’ve ever played and/or you’ve reached a part of the game you’ve never been too and/or you finally got to fight the end boss in Leisure Suit Larry. You’re so into the game you don’t even release the growing strain upon your bladderrifics, or your bungcover, or your testiclots. But then, while a new level is loading, BAM! It hits you. You gotta go, and now.
Now, this is where many people differ, and everyone has their own ways of handling said situation. Here’s a few ways I’ve heard people handle The Game versus The Bathroom dilemma: