Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

The best Guitar Hero video ever.

Friday, January 18th, 2008

mr peetzaMr. Peetza claims, this is the best Guitar Hero video ever… and I’d have to agree. A guy in a pizza suit playing helmet on a modded double kneck guitar. It CAN’T be any better than that!!!

Wiggy, thanks for this.

YouTube – The best Guitar Hero video ever.

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Pure Pwnage quote of the day

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

fps doug 1Quote of the day:

“Maybe next time we’re playing some FPS, maybe I’ll try and take it a little easy on him… You know like, maybe a couple of leg shots, maybe some arm shots… maybe stay away from that head.”

- FPS Doug talking about Jeremy in Pure Pwnage episode 8

ROFL

DL the episode here.

CTU = Worst Gub’ment Agency EVER!

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

samwise 1After last night’s episode of 24, I realized two things. First, it should be renamed Squat Dat, since EVERYONE is getting squatted! Including Lynne, aka Samwizzle Gamgizzle, who went out in a blaze of glory. Secondly, CTU is by far the worst government agency ever. Why? Let’s just say when I worked in customer service and made calls to various corporations, I had a harder time getting into their buildings than these waterhead terrorists had getting into the CTU HQ. Oh by the way, what does CTU stand for? COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT!!? Let’s discuss how horrible they’ve failed at that title…

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Poor little kitty never saw it comin..

Monday, March 6th, 2006

stuffonmycatThis funny image of a cat getting pwned by his Master’s video game collection courtesy of stuffonmycat.com. (Click the thumbnail to zoom)

Yep, slow news day…

More stuff like this at stuffonmycat.

Pinata Pwnage

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

StickPwngeI saw this and thought it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, squatting even the 35 face smacks I posted earlier last month…

Pinata Accidents, Leeched from Wimp.Com.

24, Squatting in Real Time

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

JackBI used to watch 24 during the first season, but I kinda forgot about it. My girlfriend got me into watching it again and I must say it’s pretty good. And being a 1337 5QAXX0R for life, I noticed all the squatting that was taking place.

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Squatting, Gub’ment stylee

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

DickFudd 1What’s worse, getting shot by your “friend” while hunting? Or being shot by the Vice President, meaning there ain’t NOTHIN’ you can do about it? Either way, you’re a lawyer, so we don’t care, hahahaha!

But seriously, here’s a funny CNN article that hightlights all the Late Show jokes on Senor Cheney and his hair trigga finga.

You know good and well Cheney totally squatted his friend while he was unconscious. Which leads to a nice topic for discussion…if somehow by some accidental means you knocked your friend unconscious, would you squat their body?

Dude, Enough with the Chuck Norris Jokes Already, You’re Killin’ Me!

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

chuck norris workoutJoystiq has been on a roll with the Chuck Norris jokes lately. First they insert Reggie Fils-Aime’s name in place of Chuck Norris’ on that hilarious list of “Chuck Norris Facts”, and now they post a picture of “Master Chief Unmasked” with Norris’ head photoshopped onto MC’s Body.

I always thought Master Chief vs. Chuck Norris would be an entertaining match… Too bad that they’re the same person!

P.S. – Isn’t this image great. I love Google Image Search!

My uber-micro has suffered

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

So my latest addiction you ask? Starcraft: Brood War. (sorry, I don’t have a pic. Google dat.) Despite being almost 10 years old, this classic RTS is still entertaining and has a decent sized online community to boot. Unfortunately, I got pwned all day yesterday. I used to be good at Warcraft….key words: used to.

So what is this uber-micro you may ask? Once again the fine folks over at Pure Pwnage have coined a phrase that Team Squat has adopted. Hopefully that above link to wikipedia worked, so you can read a more technical description. Yet, it still can’t capture the hilarious movement that Pure Pwnage has associated with the term:

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Got teh micro?

Pwnd by Parrot

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

iago the parrotI thought this deserved a spot on SquatSquat.Com:

Man finds out about affair from his parrot.

So the parrot pretty much squatted the infidelious (be that such a word?) girlfriend. Which of course leads to yet another squat…The Pwnd By Parrot Squat, also known as Squak Dat, haha.

Worst part about this story? The owner of the parrot had to part with it since it wouldn’t stop calling the name of his girlfriend’s secret lover. That stinks. Though methinks a parrot would be a good way of keeping tabs on a house wife. Muaha. ;)