Archive for the ‘Adventure’ Category

RPG vs FPS

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

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We’re all about leeching here at SquatSquat.Com, so I’m totally gonna leech a topic from Wiggy, namely, RPG’s vs FPS, which requires more skill? Of course, Wiggy kinda leeched dat from FPS Doug, but hey who’s keeping tabs?

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Splinter Cell Essentials getting mixed reviews

Friday, March 24th, 2006

SC essentialsAccording to some gamespot player reviewers, Splinter Cell Essentials is a big letdown. Whether or not they liked the gameplay, most of these guys agree that the game’s graphics look nothing like the development vids we’ve been seeing online.

This is very much unlike Ubisoft, who have made some of the most beautiful games ever made. Was Essentials rushed? Are these reviewers just whiny losers that all deserve an evenflow ddt? We’ll be waiting for the official reviews to start rolling in before we decide who to believe.

I’ve been eagerly awaiting this release, and would be very surprised if it ended up being a steaming pile of dog poo–Especially since the n-gage version of chaos theory was solid gold. You heard me right… the n-gage version was awesome. Wut Wut.

Twenty Fo’, Straight ta yo dome.

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

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Keeping in tune with the whole “intensify your Monday night until you dookie all over yourself from sheer delight” theme that 24 has been known to impart, last night’s episode, while short on the body count, was high in anus-tighening suspense! A special German agent, a skanky generic European information broker, Robocop, and a spineless President round out the highlights of this amazing episode.

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CTU = Worst Gub’ment Agency EVER!

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

samwise 1After last night’s episode of 24, I realized two things. First, it should be renamed Squat Dat, since EVERYONE is getting squatted! Including Lynne, aka Samwizzle Gamgizzle, who went out in a blaze of glory. Secondly, CTU is by far the worst government agency ever. Why? Let’s just say when I worked in customer service and made calls to various corporations, I had a harder time getting into their buildings than these waterhead terrorists had getting into the CTU HQ. Oh by the way, what does CTU stand for? COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT!!? Let’s discuss how horrible they’ve failed at that title…

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Twenty Fizzle, Muy Intensioso

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

JackBAs much as I hate to admit it because my girlfriend talks smack to me about Lost every day, 24 is probably the best action/drama show ever put on TV. I’ve never watched a show that has held my attention so strongly from start to finish, AND hasn’t required me to watch three or four whole seasons before hand for me to appreciate what is going on. I’m so hooked, and as much as I love Lost, 24 provides what Lost kind of leaves, well, lost, for me.

So last night, Ub3r 5qattx0r Jack Bauer, who as we all know is the sole reason for every single one of us waking up alive in each morning, brought intensity to a new high. Here’s a few highlights of the 2 hours special:

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Siphon Filter: Dark Mirror Announced for PSP

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

Siphon Filter   Dark MirrorSiphon Filter: Dark Mirror was announced for the PSP today. You should definitely add this one to your pre-order list, along with SF Alpha 3 MAX.

The original Siphon Filter was one of the best games ever made for PS1. (As a matter of fact, I’ve been playing through it lately – Still Fun!) Never having bought a PS2, I’ve lost track of the series’ progress since then. I look forward to getting reacquainted when Siphon Filter: Dark Mirror comes out sometime in 2006.

For those of you unfamiliar with Siphon Filter, It’s a 3rd person Action/Stealth/Puzzle/Shooter. They claim it will have 8 player multiplayer online, but don’t hold your breath.(Remember how Coded Arms cut their online play at the last second.) Hopefully Siphon Filter won’t disappoint.

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What’s Next for 360?

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

I’m a big fan of Gamespy.com (shameless plug dat). I’ve been reading them for years and their reviews, for me, are 99% on the money. Anywho, incase you didn’t get that, that’s www.gamespy.com , muaha.

But yeah, they have some great write-ups and every so often I like to point some folks over to it, and this week they have some nifty little paragraphs on upcoming 360 games. Check it out here.

And what kind of Tronsta post would this be if I didn’t offer my own two cents on these upcoming games, ZOT!

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