So who would win this Squatmatch? Jack Bauer (AKA the younger – slightly less drunk Sutherland) OR Akuma (AKA Mr. grouchy shotokan warrior).
Here’s my version of what would happen…
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Archive for the ‘24’ Category
SquatMatch: Akuma vs. Jack Bauer
Wednesday, March 29th, 2006Twenty Fo’, Straight ta yo dome.
Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
Keeping in tune with the whole “intensify your Monday night until you dookie all over yourself from sheer delight” theme that 24 has been known to impart, last night’s episode, while short on the body count, was high in anus-tighening suspense! A special German agent, a skanky generic European information broker, Robocop, and a spineless President round out the highlights of this amazing episode.
CTU = Worst Gub’ment Agency EVER!
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
After last night’s episode of 24, I realized two things. First, it should be renamed Squat Dat, since EVERYONE is getting squatted! Including Lynne, aka Samwizzle Gamgizzle, who went out in a blaze of glory. Secondly, CTU is by far the worst government agency ever. Why? Let’s just say when I worked in customer service and made calls to various corporations, I had a harder time getting into their buildings than these waterhead terrorists had getting into the CTU HQ. Oh by the way, what does CTU stand for? COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT!!? Let’s discuss how horrible they’ve failed at that title…
Twenty Fizzle, Muy Intensioso
Tuesday, March 7th, 2006
As much as I hate to admit it because my girlfriend talks smack to me about Lost every day, 24 is probably the best action/drama show ever put on TV. I’ve never watched a show that has held my attention so strongly from start to finish, AND hasn’t required me to watch three or four whole seasons before hand for me to appreciate what is going on. I’m so hooked, and as much as I love Lost, 24 provides what Lost kind of leaves, well, lost, for me.
So last night, Ub3r 5qattx0r Jack Bauer, who as we all know is the sole reason for every single one of us waking up alive in each morning, brought intensity to a new high. Here’s a few highlights of the 2 hours special:
24, Squatting in Real Time
Wednesday, March 1st, 2006I used to watch 24 during the first season, but I kinda forgot about it. My girlfriend got me into watching it again and I must say it’s pretty good. And being a 1337 5QAXX0R for life, I noticed all the squatting that was taking place.