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Getting Lost – Episode 2.14 “One of Them”

Friday, February 17th, 2006

hurleyAight gent’s, here we go, an official SquatSquat.Com Lost thread.

So we all know what happened last episode. I found a nifty little pic that has a translation for those weird glyphs seen when the machine hit 0 and no one hit the code in. You start to hear weird things opening, heavy metal machinary, then Locke hits the code, AFTER the numbers had already hit zero, with one more glyph left to flip open, and it resets. So they find out they have more time than they thought. They also find that SOMETHING WILL FOR SURE happen if the timer runs out. Whether or not that will kill them will remain to be seen.

Pic of Egyptian Hieroglyphics, Leeched from Sledgeweb’s Lost Site.

Notice that little word there?

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Squatting, Gub’ment stylee

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

DickFudd 1What’s worse, getting shot by your “friend” while hunting? Or being shot by the Vice President, meaning there ain’t NOTHIN’ you can do about it? Either way, you’re a lawyer, so we don’t care, hahahaha!

But seriously, here’s a funny CNN article that hightlights all the Late Show jokes on Senor Cheney and his hair trigga finga.

You know good and well Cheney totally squatted his friend while he was unconscious. Which leads to a nice topic for discussion…if somehow by some accidental means you knocked your friend unconscious, would you squat their body?

Posted in Completely Unrelated, Culture, Humor | 6 Comments »

Pwnd by Parrot

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

iago the parrotI thought this deserved a spot on SquatSquat.Com:

Man finds out about affair from his parrot.

So the parrot pretty much squatted the infidelious (be that such a word?) girlfriend. Which of course leads to yet another squat…The Pwnd By Parrot Squat, also known as Squak Dat, haha.

Worst part about this story? The owner of the parrot had to part with it since it wouldn’t stop calling the name of his girlfriend’s secret lover. That stinks. Though methinks a parrot would be a good way of keeping tabs on a house wife. Muaha. ;)

Posted in Completely Unrelated, Humor | 3 Comments »

Huxley…Infinite Squatting Opportunities

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

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If you haven’t heard about Huxley already, welcome to the real world, here’s your scoop.

Why care about Huxley?

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Posted in Action, FPS, Online, Xbox 360 | 9 Comments »

10 Things Dan Hates About Star Trek

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

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I laughed for quite a while on this one. If you like Star Trek at ALL, you’ll get a kick out of it…

Leeched from Happy Fun Pundit

My favorite? Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and ‘Ensign Gomez’ beam down to a planet. Which one isn’t coming back?

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Tronsta’s Biggest Squat

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

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So I finished Half Life 2 for Xbox. Let me just say officially…wow. Hands down, greatest single player FPS experience EVER! Not even trying to puff that up. While I only played the demo of F.E.A.R., I can say that Half Life 2 beats it out since F.E.A.R. doesn’t have much in terms of gameplay innovation. It’s a runner and a gunner. Don’t get me wrong, F.E.A.R. is awesome and has an amazing story, but gameplay in HL2 is unparelleled.

So this leads me to my biggest squat ever.

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Squat LOV3

Thursday, December 15th, 2005

So my girlfriend and I are watching King Kong last night and there’s a scene when someone caps off on this weird savage with a long barreled pistol. POW POW POW POW and the savage goes down. So my girl leans over to me and says “Baby, would that be a good time to squat?” And with an audible laugh I respond “YES! That’s the PERFECT time to squat!!’

My friends, I am in love, and her name is Squat…err…Sunny. :)

Posted in Completely Unrelated, Culture, Humor, Movies | 9 Comments »

Bungie Fanfic and Poetry Contest

Monday, December 12th, 2005

So Bungie is having some kind of fan fiction and poetry contest as you might have guessed from the title of this post, you cheeky monkey you, and being that Tronsta is a poet and does know it, he’s made a post. Hopefully it pwnz and doesn’t suxx0r5, check it out.

Posted in Culture, Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

Tronsta = FPS Doug?

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

fps doug 1FPSTronsta

I dunno, but there MIGHT be a slight resemblance between us. Though I think I have him on the “Stern Hardcore Pose” look. And don’t let me break out Le Tigra, it just wouldn’t be fair…

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The Game vs. The Bathroom

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

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So don’t even act like you haven’t been in this situation before: you’re in the middle of an AWESOME game, and when I say awesome, it can mean either you’re playing the best you’ve ever played and/or you’ve reached a part of the game you’ve never been too and/or you finally got to fight the end boss in Leisure Suit Larry. You’re so into the game you don’t even release the growing strain upon your bladderrifics, or your bungcover, or your testiclots. But then, while a new level is loading, BAM! It hits you. You gotta go, and now.

Now, this is where many people differ, and everyone has their own ways of handling said situation. Here’s a few ways I’ve heard people handle The Game versus The Bathroom dilemma:

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Posted in Articles, Culture, Humor | 3 Comments »

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