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The best Guitar Hero video ever.

Friday, January 18th, 2008

mr peetzaMr. Peetza claims, this is the best Guitar Hero video ever… and I’d have to agree. A guy in a pizza suit playing helmet on a modded double kneck guitar. It CAN’T be any better than that!!!

Wiggy, thanks for this.

YouTube – The best Guitar Hero video ever.

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Yes, we’re still here!

Friday, August 11th, 2006

Maverick Hunter XIn case any of the 3 people who frequent this site have been wondering, we’re still around… Spammy’s just too busy playing Mega Man: Maverick Hunter X on his PSP to post!

A full review will be coming as soon as I thoroughly devour this buttery biscuit of Portable 3D Mega Man. :)

For now, here’s the metacritic review of Mega Man: Maverick Hunter X

Keep Squatting!

Pure Pwnage quote of the day

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

fps doug 1Quote of the day:

“Maybe next time we’re playing some FPS, maybe I’ll try and take it a little easy on him… You know like, maybe a couple of leg shots, maybe some arm shots… maybe stay away from that head.”

- FPS Doug talking about Jeremy in Pure Pwnage episode 8

ROFL

DL the episode here.

Getting Lost – Episode 2.22 “Three Minutes”

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

threeMinutesI really think that ABC should create a Michael doll, kind of like a “Tickle me Elmo”. It could be a “Question Me Michael”.

Ask “Question Me Michael” anything and he’ll answer the same way.

“I Want My Son!”
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Getting Lost – Episode 2.21 “?”

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

questionMarkBrickWell, Spammy’s been a bad boy by not writing his Lost post right after the episode is over. So here it is, wednesday, and there’s a new episode tonight and I still haven’t posted about last week’s.

Tsk. Tsk.

Anyway, TV Squad did a good job of running through the entire episode, so I’ll fall back on them.

TV Squad – Lost: ?
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Squatworthy: Whoever named the Nintendo “Wii”

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

wiiIn case you haven’t heard yet, Nintendo has changed the name of their “next-generation” console from the “Revolution” to the “Nintendo Wii”.

Let me start off by saying that I know this site isn’t the first to flame the big N for their indiscrection in naming their system after a kiddy word for a bodily function… But they do deserve it.
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Getting Lost – Episode 2.20 “Two for the Road”

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

analucia dougWell Lostheads, I guess you could say Michael’s back.

Good to have you back buddy! NOW, if you could just stop killing unarmed women and freeing murderous cult-members, maybe we’d like you a whole lot more. (Oh, BTW, Spoiler Warning, WOOPS!)

I’m too emotionally damaged after that episode to properly recap it… But I’ll try anyway. Here goes nothing!
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Squat of the Month 04/06: Wasp Squat

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

sotm 04 06Spring has sprung, and that means flowers. Flowers mean BEES! And unless you want to end up like Macaulay in My Girl, it means pwning anything with wings and a stinger that comes your way! A gamer’s gotta do what he has to do to protect himself in RL, right?

This little guy got pwned in the worst way… and to make matters worse for his little thorax, Wiggy squatted him afterward. But that’s what happens when you mess with a member of Team Squat.

Click here to view April’s Squat of the Month
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UPDATED: Now with Sound!

Getting Lost – Episode 2.19 “S.O.S”

Monday, April 17th, 2006

lost roseSo Im sure all 5 of the people who regular this site have been wondering why there hasn’t been a LOST post yet. Well, as hard as it is to believe, I missed last week’s episode. What can I say, every now and then a guy has to Log out, Turn the TV off and do stuff in RL.

Anyway, a quick trip to lost-tv.com lets you know that there’s no new LOST this wednesday, which is good for me, since it gives me a chance to catch up. However, thanks to the busy bloggers at TV Squad, I already spoilered it… and that’s why I’m writing this post.
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Getting Lost – Episode 2.18 “Dave”

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

hurley noobOK, in this week’s episode we find out the darker side of Hurley’s past. In flashbacks, Hurley’s doc in the mental ward convinces him with a polaroid that his friend “Dave”, who’s been influencing him to binge and not take his meds, has something in common with the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. In other words, he doesn’t exist. (or so we’re lead to believe, back to that in a minute) Hurley denies Dave’s existence, gets better, leaves the mental hospital, yadda yadda yadda… island.
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