Just incase any government agencies are reading this, I buy all my software…

Just ignore all my romz…

Oh yeah, duh, I forgot. War3z is a Spammy’s best friend lol. I was rolling when I read that, paces back and forth in middle of street ROFLMBOADT!!

I can see it now, on Spike TV, America’s Craziest Police Videos:

Narrarator(That annoying guy that narrarates all those police video shows): Franklin Park, New Jersey. A man has taken to the streets with a GUN, endangering EVERYONE in his path.

(Shows clip of Spammy pacing in the middle of the street)

Onlookers are TERRIFIED as the young man threatens to take his own life!

(Shows clips of a few people gasping, pointing)

The young man is at the END of his rope. You can hear his screams of frustration as police move in.

(Shows clips of Spammy screaming “PDA! MY PDA!!!” with subtitles underneath)

Traffic has been backed up SO BADLY that the Police decided to call in the SWAT team. Along with them, is Michael Smith, Champion Sharpshooter.

Mike Smith: I didn’t know what to expect. All they told me was a Puerto Rican had a gun out in the middle of the street so I prepared for the worst.

Narrarator: With the precision learned only after many years of hardcore training, Corporal Michael Smith takes down the perpatrator with a well placed slug between the eyes.

(Shows clip of Spammy pacing, screaming “PDA! MY PDA!!!! MY…(Master Chief dying sound))

Narrarator: Thus ends this TERRIFYING ordeal for the residents of Franklin Township.

Spammy’s Neighbor, being interviewed: He seemed like a normal guy. He would say hello and mind his own business. He always wore this shirt, though. It said “Not now, I’m busy”. Whenever I’d try and ask him over for dinner or ask him for a favor, he would just point to the shirt and keep walking”

(Show ends with clips of the entire ordeal, ending with Spammy kicking over like Master Chief sniped in the mask.)

Spammy: OK, cool

(Tronsta darts away)

(Spammy inserts card, PDA sizzles)

Spammy: Nooooooooo!

(Spammy puts gun to his own head and paces back in forth in middle of street, crying and looking at a picture of him and his PDA on their first date)

Second off *rex kwon do* yeah I think the skanky girl is telling the truth. Jack Bauer, 1337 gUr1 ch0k3r, lolz.

Third off *rex kwon do* we use the buddy system here at Squat Squat.Com, no more flyin solo!

Forth off *rex kwon do* I’m making this post from my Sidekick, W W

BTW if I had that PDA destroying SD card, I’d give it to Spammy and be like “yo, check it out, it’s a demo of Leisure Suit Larry, Magne Cum Laude 2″. heehehehehehehehehehehe

dude i feel you about the black characters. while i feel proud they lasted as long as they did, it’s not looking too good. and even tho Curtis is still alive, he’s been shot/beaten countless times. i’m sure he gets tired of reading the script and seeing, “Curtis gets shot/choked/jumped/shot again/double crossed/cheated out of a job/etc”.

i feel you on Palmers brother going out like a GT noob. if i’m in an E Class Mercedes (what it looked like), you not gettin me in the A Team van!

i want me one of them PDA destroying SD cards. not sure where it would come in handy, but it looks cool.

my wife doesn’t think Audrey is guilty. she thinks she was being used. i now do not trust my wife. LOL. jokes. but seriously, Audrey is going down. i don’t think the chick was lying. she didn’t seem to have a reason to lie in my opinion. especially with Jack’s firm grip on her neck.

we shall see.

I was playing SF with wiggy, puttin the hurtin on him with Urien.

We also had an Akuma v. Akuma match and I grabbed him out of a teleport with the Shungokusatsu AKA teh RD AKA “Here I comeeee!”

Twas hawt.