Getting Lost / SquatMatch: Smoke Monster vs. The Blob
Posted March 9, 2006 at 11:07 pm by Spamalot
Okay, there was no new Lost this week, and we’ve got our panties all up in a bunch about it! So we’ve got a special “limited edition” Lost Squatmatch for the week!
Okay, The Island’s Smoke Monster Thingy vs. The Blob!
Who would win and how could you tell who won? I mean, it’s a stinking cloud vs. a bunch of slime? Well, I’m sure our commenters will come up with something — I think…
If you can’t think of anything, just blab about Lost theories again…
March 10th, 2006 at 11:42 am
My money is on the smoke monster. it’s somewhat intelligent [i think]. the blob is just like wiggy at the chinese buffet consume. CONSUME! the smoke monster would demolecularize it!
March 10th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
I think Sqlid is right. The smoke monster is intelligent, and kills efficiently. The blob just consumes.
I think it would depend on how big the blob was at the beginning of the fight. If it was already huge, even the smoke monster couldn’t hit it enough to stop it. I mean, in the movies they had to send the stinking thing to antarctica to stop it.
Also of note is that the smoke monster CAN be hurt physically. The blew it up with dynamite in season 1.
March 10th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
I’m actually going to have to go ahead and disagree with the majority here…
We don’t even know what the smoke monster is yet. It might not even be real. It took an entire truck of liquid nitrogen to freeze the blob, and it still didn’t even die. The smoke monster? An intimidating African guy and an over-the-hill wannabe-military guy were able to defeat it.
My vote goes to the blob. It grabbed a guy and pulled him down into a sink drain. A SINK DRAIN! So far, the smoke monster is a lot of hot air.