BTW, the worst part about chinese food squat is thar your hungry 1/2 hour later!

1) Get’s squatted by the fork when you stab it.
2) Get’s squatted by your teeth when you chew it.
3) Get’s squatted by your throat as it gets pushed down to your stomach.
4) Get’s squatted by your stomach acid.
5) Get’s squatted by your intestines as they get pushed down like 3 miles of poop-lined roads.
6) Get’s squatted by your anus as it gets pushed out into the toilet.
7) Get’s squatted by the toilet as it gets flushed down the drain.
Get’s squatted by the water treatment plant as it’s bathed in chemicals and burned out of existance.

I squatted in my seat a million times while watching King Kong. I actually squatted my dog when wrestling with her last week. She bit me kinda hard and almost drew blood, so I slammed her on the ground and held her there a few seconds. She rolled over playing around, so I proceeded to squat the mutt, and in response she almost tore out my taint like Timoth Treadwell.

I squat when I’m at the video store and beat someone in a game that doesn’t have squatting. Naruto Ninja taisen 4 is one example.

Even with games that feature squatting, I still have to do it in real life. We all remember the post from a while back discussing Spammy and I visiting The Break and getting pwned by those azn dudes. Well before they got there, I beat Spammy a few times. I made sure to squat after every win.