Comments on: Pinata Pwnage http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/ Gamer News and Home of the Squat of the Month. Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:35:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: tronsta http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/comment-page-1/#comment-308 tronsta Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:57:51 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/#comment-308 (Crazy worker comes in and steals Wiggy's crunch wrap and takes a big slow bite in front of him) (Wiggy punches the guy in the mouth, like the K-9 officer in Police Academy) (Picks up the Crunch Wrap, dusts it off, and resumes eating) (Crazy worker comes in and steals Wiggy’s crunch wrap and takes a big slow bite in front of him)

(Wiggy punches the guy in the mouth, like the K-9 officer in Police Academy)

(Picks up the Crunch Wrap, dusts it off, and resumes eating)

]]> By: Wiggy http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/comment-page-1/#comment-304 Wiggy Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:47:06 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/#comment-304 For the record Tronsta, I'm way past my burrito craving days. It's all about the crunch wrap from Taco Bell. As for a wiggy themed comic strip.....every story would be me sitting in my car fighting to stay awake cause I was given the 6am-2pm shift. There is a good food truck that comes by everyday, so I have delicious snacks to help me stay awake. Cheez in a can....Hattori Hanzo sword....pet turtles! These posts had me rolling. I love you guys. For the record Tronsta, I’m way past my burrito craving days. It’s all about the crunch wrap from Taco Bell.

As for a wiggy themed comic strip…..every story would be me sitting in my car fighting to stay awake cause I was given the 6am-2pm shift. There is a good food truck that comes by everyday, so I have delicious snacks to help me stay awake.

Cheez in a can….Hattori Hanzo sword….pet turtles! These posts had me rolling. I love you guys.

]]> By: Sqlid 5nake http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/comment-page-1/#comment-303 Sqlid 5nake Fri, 03 Mar 2006 21:13:55 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/#comment-303 HEY, i thought the site ate my first Wiggy post, because i didn't see it for a while! so, i rewrote it and added to it and LOOK, it comes back. whatever. HEY, i thought the site ate my first Wiggy post, because i didn’t see it for a while! so, i rewrote it and added to it and LOOK, it comes back. whatever.

]]> By: Spamalot http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/comment-page-1/#comment-302 Spamalot Fri, 03 Mar 2006 18:46:30 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/#comment-302 Man: Can I get through, I'm not a terrorist Wiggy: You got any squeeze cheez on ya? Man: No, I don't Wiggy rises slowly, puts on MC suit and lifts Rocket Launcher Man: Wait, Noooooo Wiggy jumps and fires rockets Announcer: "Double Kill" Wiggy lifts his visor to notice the man was holding his pet turtle Such is the way of wigglesgirth: security guard Man: Can I get through, I’m not a terrorist

Wiggy: You got any squeeze cheez on ya?

Man: No, I don’t

Wiggy rises slowly, puts on MC suit and lifts Rocket Launcher

Man: Wait, Noooooo

Wiggy jumps and fires rockets

Announcer: “Double Kill”

Wiggy lifts his visor to notice the man was holding his pet turtle

Such is the way of wigglesgirth: security guard

]]> By: Sqlid 5nake http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/comment-page-1/#comment-301 Sqlid 5nake Fri, 03 Mar 2006 18:38:34 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/#comment-301 Crazed worker: "Ahhh, i don't have an i.d. card! let me thru! i have an exacto knife!" *wiggy rises from his bean bag chair, pulls a katana from his 4-foot hoagie sheath* *wipes crunch and munch crumbs from lips* Wiggy: "NONE SHALL PASS!!!" *charges and swipes crazed worker* *crazed worker stands motionless for 5 seconds then falls in half at the waist in a wash of arterial spray* Wiggy: "teh skills dat pay teh bills." Crazed worker: “Ahhh, i don’t have an i.d. card! let me thru! i have an exacto knife!”

*wiggy rises from his bean bag chair, pulls a katana from his 4-foot hoagie sheath*

*wipes crunch and munch crumbs from lips*

Wiggy: “NONE SHALL PASS!!!”

*charges and swipes crazed worker*

*crazed worker stands motionless for 5 seconds then falls in half at the waist in a wash of arterial spray*

Wiggy: “teh skills dat pay teh bills.”

]]> By: Spamalot http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/comment-page-1/#comment-300 Spamalot Fri, 03 Mar 2006 18:06:46 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/#comment-300 Crazed worker: That is a hattori hanzo sword... Hoagie sheath LOL!!!! Crazed worker: That is a hattori hanzo sword…

Hoagie sheath LOL!!!!

]]> By: Sqlid 5nake http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/comment-page-1/#comment-299 Sqlid 5nake Fri, 03 Mar 2006 17:42:59 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/#comment-299 Crazed Worker: i forgot my i.d. card! let me thru, %&$#er! *attacks wiggy with pipe wrench* *Wiggy side steps and removes samurai sword from 4-foot hoagie sheath* Wiggy: NONE SHALL PASS!!! *cuts worker in half at the waist* Crazed Worker: i forgot my i.d. card! let me thru, %&$#er! *attacks wiggy with pipe wrench*

*Wiggy side steps and removes samurai sword from 4-foot hoagie sheath*

Wiggy: NONE SHALL PASS!!! *cuts worker in half at the waist*

]]> By: tronsta http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/comment-page-1/#comment-297 tronsta Fri, 03 Mar 2006 15:33:21 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/#comment-297 OMGLMBOFDIC!!! Go guard something, so bad. I should make a comic strip named Wiggy, Last Bastion of Hope and make it all the encounters he has while on the job. Armed Robber: Stand aside, Wiggy! Wiggy: (Chomping on burrito) Gotta go! (high pitched voice) OMGLMBOFDIC!!! Go guard something, so bad.

I should make a comic strip named Wiggy, Last Bastion of Hope and make it all the encounters he has while on the job.

Armed Robber: Stand aside, Wiggy!
Wiggy: (Chomping on burrito) Gotta go! (high pitched voice)

]]> By: Spamalot http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/comment-page-1/#comment-294 Spamalot Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:40:54 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/#comment-294 Suttup wiggy, go guard something in your chief wiggum uniform... <strong>Never ever use a pinata for anything!!!!!</strong> Suttup wiggy, go guard something in your chief wiggum uniform…

Never ever use a pinata for anything!!!!!

]]> By: Wiggy http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/comment-page-1/#comment-293 Wiggy Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:00:41 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/03/02/pinata-pwnage/#comment-293 And spammy sending that e-mail about how many topics each of us have started didn't effect you? Hmmmmmm?!?! And spammy sending that e-mail about how many topics each of us have started didn’t effect you? Hmmmmmm?!?!

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