Pinata Pwnage
Posted March 2, 2006 at 2:55 pm by tronsta
I saw this and thought it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, squatting even the 35 face smacks I posted earlier last month…
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March 2nd, 2006 at 3:02 pm
AHHH! SOOOOOO funny.
Mexican Tyler Durden:
the first rule of pinata club! get away from the pinata! the second rule of pinata club! GET THE &#@$ AWAY FROM THE PINATA!
March 2nd, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Tronsta is Teh uber posterer 2day…
March 2nd, 2006 at 5:09 pm
Yeah I dunno, I just had a lot of ideas today. *shrugs*
March 2nd, 2006 at 6:00 pm
And spammy sending that e-mail about how many topics each of us have started didn’t effect you? Hmmmmmm?!?!
March 2nd, 2006 at 6:40 pm
Suttup wiggy, go guard something in your chief wiggum uniform…
Never ever use a pinata for anything!!!!!
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:33 am
OMGLMBOFDIC!!! Go guard something, so bad.
I should make a comic strip named Wiggy, Last Bastion of Hope and make it all the encounters he has while on the job.
Armed Robber: Stand aside, Wiggy!
Wiggy: (Chomping on burrito) Gotta go! (high pitched voice)
March 3rd, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Crazed Worker: i forgot my i.d. card! let me thru, %&$#er! *attacks wiggy with pipe wrench*
*Wiggy side steps and removes samurai sword from 4-foot hoagie sheath*
Wiggy: NONE SHALL PASS!!! *cuts worker in half at the waist*
March 3rd, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Crazed worker: That is a hattori hanzo sword…
Hoagie sheath LOL!!!!
March 3rd, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Crazed worker: “Ahhh, i don’t have an i.d. card! let me thru! i have an exacto knife!”
*wiggy rises from his bean bag chair, pulls a katana from his 4-foot hoagie sheath*
*wipes crunch and munch crumbs from lips*
Wiggy: “NONE SHALL PASS!!!”
*charges and swipes crazed worker*
*crazed worker stands motionless for 5 seconds then falls in half at the waist in a wash of arterial spray*
Wiggy: “teh skills dat pay teh bills.”
March 3rd, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Man: Can I get through, I’m not a terrorist
Wiggy: You got any squeeze cheez on ya?
Man: No, I don’t
Wiggy rises slowly, puts on MC suit and lifts Rocket Launcher
Man: Wait, Noooooo
Wiggy jumps and fires rockets
Announcer: “Double Kill”
Wiggy lifts his visor to notice the man was holding his pet turtle
Such is the way of wigglesgirth: security guard
March 3rd, 2006 at 4:13 pm
HEY, i thought the site ate my first Wiggy post, because i didn’t see it for a while! so, i rewrote it and added to it and LOOK, it comes back. whatever.
March 3rd, 2006 at 5:47 pm
For the record Tronsta, I’m way past my burrito craving days. It’s all about the crunch wrap from Taco Bell.
As for a wiggy themed comic strip…..every story would be me sitting in my car fighting to stay awake cause I was given the 6am-2pm shift. There is a good food truck that comes by everyday, so I have delicious snacks to help me stay awake.
Cheez in a can….Hattori Hanzo sword….pet turtles! These posts had me rolling. I love you guys.
March 6th, 2006 at 11:57 am
(Crazy worker comes in and steals Wiggy’s crunch wrap and takes a big slow bite in front of him)
(Wiggy punches the guy in the mouth, like the K-9 officer in Police Academy)
(Picks up the Crunch Wrap, dusts it off, and resumes eating)