I saw this and thought it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, squatting even the 35 face smacks I posted earlier last month…
I saw this and thought it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, squatting even the 35 face smacks I posted earlier last month…
AHHH! SOOOOOO funny.
Mexican Tyler Durden:
the first rule of pinata club! get away from the pinata! the second rule of pinata club! GET THE &#@$ AWAY FROM THE PINATA!
Tronsta is Teh uber posterer 2day…
Yeah I dunno, I just had a lot of ideas today. *shrugs*
And spammy sending that e-mail about how many topics each of us have started didn’t effect you? Hmmmmmm?!?!
Suttup wiggy, go guard something in your chief wiggum uniform…
Never ever use a pinata for anything!!!!!
OMGLMBOFDIC!!! Go guard something, so bad.
I should make a comic strip named Wiggy, Last Bastion of Hope and make it all the encounters he has while on the job.
Armed Robber: Stand aside, Wiggy!
Wiggy: (Chomping on burrito) Gotta go! (high pitched voice)
Crazed Worker: i forgot my i.d. card! let me thru, %&$#er! *attacks wiggy with pipe wrench*
*Wiggy side steps and removes samurai sword from 4-foot hoagie sheath*
Wiggy: NONE SHALL PASS!!! *cuts worker in half at the waist*
Crazed worker: That is a hattori hanzo sword…
Hoagie sheath LOL!!!!
Crazed worker: “Ahhh, i don’t have an i.d. card! let me thru! i have an exacto knife!”
*wiggy rises from his bean bag chair, pulls a katana from his 4-foot hoagie sheath*
*wipes crunch and munch crumbs from lips*
Wiggy: “NONE SHALL PASS!!!”
*charges and swipes crazed worker*
*crazed worker stands motionless for 5 seconds then falls in half at the waist in a wash of arterial spray*
Wiggy: “teh skills dat pay teh bills.”
Man: Can I get through, I’m not a terrorist
Wiggy: You got any squeeze cheez on ya?
Man: No, I don’t
Wiggy rises slowly, puts on MC suit and lifts Rocket Launcher
Man: Wait, Noooooo
Wiggy jumps and fires rockets
Announcer: “Double Kill”
Wiggy lifts his visor to notice the man was holding his pet turtle
Such is the way of wigglesgirth: security guard
HEY, i thought the site ate my first Wiggy post, because i didn’t see it for a while! so, i rewrote it and added to it and LOOK, it comes back. whatever.
For the record Tronsta, I’m way past my burrito craving days. It’s all about the crunch wrap from Taco Bell.
As for a wiggy themed comic strip…..every story would be me sitting in my car fighting to stay awake cause I was given the 6am-2pm shift. There is a good food truck that comes by everyday, so I have delicious snacks to help me stay awake.
Cheez in a can….Hattori Hanzo sword….pet turtles! These posts had me rolling. I love you guys.
(Crazy worker comes in and steals Wiggy’s crunch wrap and takes a big slow bite in front of him)
(Wiggy punches the guy in the mouth, like the K-9 officer in Police Academy)
(Picks up the Crunch Wrap, dusts it off, and resumes eating)