Comments on: Squatworthy: Jeeves from Ask.com http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/02/28/squatworthy-jeeves-from-askcom/ Gamer News and Home of the Squat of the Month. Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:35:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Tronsta http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/02/28/squatworthy-jeeves-from-askcom/comment-page-1/#comment-256 Tronsta Wed, 01 Mar 2006 18:08:47 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/02/28/squatworthy-jeeves-from-askcom/#comment-256 Sony: Hi Jeeves. Are there any freaky psuedo-technological-pornographic images out there? Jeeves: HOT HENTAI ON YOUR PC! CLICK HERE!!! Sony: Jeeves, stay with me now. Listen...are there any freaky psuedo-technological-pornographic images out there? Jeeves: MUCHO MANGA, DOWNLOAD NOW! ALL FREE!!!! Sony: Jeeves, you got ONE more chance to listen before I buy out your site and drop you into the recycle bin...ARE...THERE...ANY...FREAKY...PSUEDO-TECHNOLOGICAL-PORNOGRAPHIC...IMAGES...OUT...THERE...? Jeeves: www.squatsquat.com Sony: Thanks, Jeeves! Sony: Hi Jeeves. Are there any freaky psuedo-technological-pornographic images out there?
Jeeves: HOT HENTAI ON YOUR PC! CLICK HERE!!!
Sony: Jeeves, stay with me now. Listen…are there any freaky psuedo-technological-pornographic images out there?
Jeeves: MUCHO MANGA, DOWNLOAD NOW! ALL FREE!!!!
Sony: Jeeves, you got ONE more chance to listen before I buy out your site and drop you into the recycle bin…ARE…THERE…ANY…FREAKY…PSUEDO-TECHNOLOGICAL-PORNOGRAPHIC…IMAGES…OUT…THERE…?
Jeeves: http://www.squatsquat.com
Sony: Thanks, Jeeves!

]]> By: Spamalot http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/02/28/squatworthy-jeeves-from-askcom/comment-page-1/#comment-253 Spamalot Wed, 01 Mar 2006 15:24:50 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/02/28/squatworthy-jeeves-from-askcom/#comment-253 Wow, jeeves is a pre-vert huh? Does he hang out with the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/23/disturbing-disruptive-ps2-ad/">sony plug face people?</a> Wow, jeeves is a pre-vert huh? Does he hang out with the sony plug face people?

]]> By: Tronsta http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/02/28/squatworthy-jeeves-from-askcom/comment-page-1/#comment-252 Tronsta Wed, 01 Mar 2006 15:14:37 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/02/28/squatworthy-jeeves-from-askcom/#comment-252 Ask Jeeves was the dumbest idea ever. Here's a typical Tronsta vs Ask Jeeves session: Tronsta: Hi Jeeves, I was wondering what the meaning of life is? Jeeves: HOT GIRLS, 24/7 TEEN NAKED WOOHOO!!!! Tronsta: Uh, Jeeves? You ok? Jeeves: HOT HOT HOT NAKED MIDGETS WITH GUNS!!!! Tronsta: Dude, I'm asking a serious question here. Jeeves: SERIOUS HARDCORE ACTION!!!! Tronsta: Forget it, I'm going to Google. JEEVES: SEE GIRLS GOOGLED FOR MONEY!!! *Tronsta punches keyboard* Ask Jeeves was the dumbest idea ever. Here’s a typical Tronsta vs Ask Jeeves session:

Tronsta: Hi Jeeves, I was wondering what the meaning of life is?
Jeeves: HOT GIRLS, 24/7 TEEN NAKED WOOHOO!!!!
Tronsta: Uh, Jeeves? You ok?
Jeeves: HOT HOT HOT NAKED MIDGETS WITH GUNS!!!!
Tronsta: Dude, I’m asking a serious question here.
Jeeves: SERIOUS HARDCORE ACTION!!!!
Tronsta: Forget it, I’m going to Google.
JEEVES: SEE GIRLS GOOGLED FOR MONEY!!!

*Tronsta punches keyboard*

]]> By: Wiggy http://www.squatsquat.com/2006/02/28/squatworthy-jeeves-from-askcom/comment-page-1/#comment-251 Wiggy Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:25:18 +0000 http://glovestudio.com/squatsquat/index.php/2006/02/28/squatworthy-jeeves-from-askcom/#comment-251 Jeeves reminds me of the gay old guy from Miss Congeniality...the first one. BTW, smooth surfaces (Jeeves' head, Master Chief's helmet, etc.) make the machine-gun squat easier and somewhat enjoyable. Jeeves reminds me of the gay old guy from Miss Congeniality…the first one.

BTW, smooth surfaces (Jeeves’ head, Master Chief’s helmet, etc.) make the machine-gun squat easier and somewhat enjoyable.

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