Squatworthy: Jeeves from Ask.com
Posted February 28, 2006 at 10:11 pm by Spamalot
Well, as you may or may not noticed, our favorite Internet Butler Jeeves has been cut from Ask.com. Apparently the website will no longer answer questions anymore and will function just like every other search engine.
By killing off Jeeves, Ask.com has made clear that their goal is to be another google clone.
Don’t worry Jeeves, the website that squatted you will share in your fate soon enough, judging by their new ugly-fied site design and foolishly cutting every bit of good out of their brand.
Pour out some Liquor for our homie Jeeves…
March 1st, 2006 at 5:25 am
Jeeves reminds me of the gay old guy from Miss Congeniality…the first one.
BTW, smooth surfaces (Jeeves’ head, Master Chief’s helmet, etc.) make the machine-gun squat easier and somewhat enjoyable.
March 1st, 2006 at 10:14 am
Ask Jeeves was the dumbest idea ever. Here’s a typical Tronsta vs Ask Jeeves session:
Tronsta: Hi Jeeves, I was wondering what the meaning of life is?
Jeeves: HOT GIRLS, 24/7 TEEN NAKED WOOHOO!!!!
Tronsta: Uh, Jeeves? You ok?
Jeeves: HOT HOT HOT NAKED MIDGETS WITH GUNS!!!!
Tronsta: Dude, I’m asking a serious question here.
Jeeves: SERIOUS HARDCORE ACTION!!!!
Tronsta: Forget it, I’m going to Google.
JEEVES: SEE GIRLS GOOGLED FOR MONEY!!!
*Tronsta punches keyboard*
March 1st, 2006 at 10:24 am
Wow, jeeves is a pre-vert huh? Does he hang out with the sony plug face people?
March 1st, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Sony: Hi Jeeves. Are there any freaky psuedo-technological-pornographic images out there?
Jeeves: HOT HENTAI ON YOUR PC! CLICK HERE!!!
Sony: Jeeves, stay with me now. Listen…are there any freaky psuedo-technological-pornographic images out there?
Jeeves: MUCHO MANGA, DOWNLOAD NOW! ALL FREE!!!!
Sony: Jeeves, you got ONE more chance to listen before I buy out your site and drop you into the recycle bin…ARE…THERE…ANY…FREAKY…PSUEDO-TECHNOLOGICAL-PORNOGRAPHIC…IMAGES…OUT…THERE…?
Jeeves: http://www.squatsquat.com
Sony: Thanks, Jeeves!