Squatting, Gub’ment stylee
Posted February 14, 2006 at 12:09 pm by tronsta
What’s worse, getting shot by your “friend” while hunting? Or being shot by the Vice President, meaning there ain’t NOTHIN’ you can do about it? Either way, you’re a lawyer, so we don’t care, hahahaha!
But seriously, here’s a funny CNN article that hightlights all the Late Show jokes on Senor Cheney and his hair trigga finga.
You know good and well Cheney totally squatted his friend while he was unconscious. Which leads to a nice topic for discussion…if somehow by some accidental means you knocked your friend unconscious, would you squat their body?
February 14th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Well, I’d check to see if he was okay and all, but once he started to come to… Squatting would commence.
Just ask Wiggy, he fell down at my house and got machine gun squatted like a month ago. *Teh Squatterer spares no one!*
February 14th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Whether or not they were ok is irrelevant. Just as long as they are unconcious. I mean there’s a long time of silence while help is on the way, especially if you’re like out in the backwoods or something.
Dang you squatted Wiggy? Grimey. Better hope you don’t fall down in front of me, I’m a Squat-Squat-Melee kinda guy.
February 14th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Dick Cheney has squatted whole nations, governments, and social groups. wounding a dude in the woods and squatting him is no biggy. In fact he rode with the victim in the ambulance and squatted him while the paramedics did their thing. and it’s confirmed that Dick has visited twice with cards and roses and administered what’s called an “After Squat”. Dick, mounting the gurney, squatted the recovering victim. it’s the way things are done nowadays. thoroughly.
February 14th, 2006 at 10:47 pm
The guy is like 78, that’s “Geriatric Squat” *AND* he later had a (mild) heart attack.
It’s okay, he didn’t die, go ahead and laugh…
February 15th, 2006 at 9:30 am
My dad said at his barber shop, one of the barbers was saying how it was a conspiracy to kill Whittington commanded by Bush himself. lol
February 15th, 2006 at 11:19 am
because dudes at barber shops know the skinny on the politics and methods of leaders they didn’t vote for! BAHHHH! now excuse me while i squat some eggs and sausage.