Dude, Enough with the Chuck Norris Jokes Already, You’re Killin’ Me!
Posted February 7, 2006 at 11:40 am by Spamalot
Joystiq has been on a roll with the Chuck Norris jokes lately. First they insert Reggie Fils-Aime’s name in place of Chuck Norris’ on that hilarious list of “Chuck Norris Facts”, and now they post a picture of “Master Chief Unmasked” with Norris’ head photoshopped onto MC’s Body.
I always thought Master Chief vs. Chuck Norris would be an entertaining match… Too bad that they’re the same person!
P.S. - Isn’t this image great. I love Google Image Search!
February 7th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Chuck Norris discovered the cure for Cancer and AIDS while on his day off, but lost his notes when he ran into a burning building to rescue a little girl and her dog Skippy that were trapped on the top floor.
February 7th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
[Reaches for Walker Clip Lever]
February 7th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
i have a better one: it’s been detirmined that chuck norris’ tears cure cancer. that’s shame, because chuck norris has never cried.