Well–no new LOST this week so I was forced to get out my Season 1 DVD set. The pick for the night was Episode 1.15: “Homecoming”, otherwise known as “The one where Ethan gets squatted”.

There’s a reason why this post is as much a “Squatworthy” post as it is a “Getting Lost” one.–The way Ethan got 0wned, I’m surprised that Charlie didn’t get a little Squat-Squat-Melee in there.

Charlie’s forthought was questionable, considering that they might’ve been able to extract a little information from the guy via Sayid’s bamboo trick. Still, I didn’t blame him. Ethan had it coming.

Ethan should’ve known that you can’t get away with kidnapping and drugging a pregnant woman, hanging someone, and breaking nearly every bone in another person’s body–It’s just not cricket!

Well–maybe if he was better looking or charming or maybe had a british accent they would’ve kept him on the show a little longer. Unfortunately for Ethan, he looks like he has an extra chromosome, talks like a robot, and doesn’t have an accent. He had to go!

Anyways… New LOST next week! Hoo-ray!

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