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Pwnd by Parrot

Posted January 17, 2006 at 9:14 am by tronsta

iago the parrotI thought this deserved a spot on SquatSquat.Com:

Man finds out about affair from his parrot.

So the parrot pretty much squatted the infidelious (be that such a word?) girlfriend. Which of course leads to yet another squat…The Pwnd By Parrot Squat, also known as Squak Dat, haha.

Worst part about this story? The owner of the parrot had to part with it since it wouldn’t stop calling the name of his girlfriend’s secret lover. That stinks. Though methinks a parrot would be a good way of keeping tabs on a house wife. Muaha. ;)

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3 Responses to “Pwnd by Parrot”

  1. Spamalot Says:
    January 17th, 2006 at 10:04 am

    Dude, that guy totally 0wned his girlfriend with his comment to the press. He was like “Suzie, I’ll get over, but I’ll miss my parrot!”

    If it was me, I would’ve kept the the thing and taught it to say “Suzie’s a Ho”. Then I’d give her the parrot. WW

  2. Tronsta Says:
    January 17th, 2006 at 10:27 am

    Suzie yer a ho, bwaak, Suzie yer a ho, bwaak, SquatSquat.Com, bwaak, all I needed was just one bwaak, one tiny little innocent bwaak…

  3. Wiggy Says:
    January 17th, 2006 at 10:47 am

    I bet you he’s glad he didn’t get that dog instead.

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