T.G.I.F. the 13th
Posted January 13, 2006 at 12:03 pm by Spamalot
In case you haven’t looked at your calendar today, it’s Friday the 13th. If you’re superstitious, you’re probably trying extra hard to avoid black cats, open ladders and the like. (F00l!)
However, if you’re a gamer, and we’d be willing to bet that you are, then this image probably comes to mind…
Yes Ladies and Germs, that’s a screenshot of Friday the 13th for the Nintendo Entertainment System. So while everyone else is making corny jokes about the 13th, we gamers will be reminiscing about a time when The Power Glove was the hottest thing around and 16-Bit was considered “Next-Gen”
January 13th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Friday the 13th for NES gets my vote for most difficult movie based video game.
I used to let the children die while I ran around looking for weapons strong enough to take down the massive killer. As you can guess, I got pwned and squatted by the hockey mask wearing psycho.
January 13th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Spammy…….GET THE TABLES!
*throws up hand signs for “3-D”*
I’d rather have to deal with Voorhees than someone uber like Freddy Krueger.
January 13th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Dude, I think I lasted about 10 steps in that game…
But I would totally Pwn Jason in R.L. Him and his Mom Dukes. I would pull his dirty hockey jersey over his head and send him flying with the gravity gun. Then I’d call Wiggy over and we’d give Momma Vorhees the “Dudley Death Drop” off of a ladder!
SQUATALITY!
January 13th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Dude, all joking aside, I pwned freddy in my dreams when I was a kid.
For a while, I would wake up like every night screaming in fear cause of Freddy dreams. After a while, I must’ve grown out of it, because I remember having a dream where I stabbed Freddy in his gut with his claws and threw him out my window. After that, no more Freddy nightmares.
Freddy got 0wned. If I could go back to that dream, I’d throw in a Squat-Squat-Melee for good measure!
January 13th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
*Tronsta swaggers into the ring like Jeff Jarrett*
*smacks Jason with the guitar as he is getting up*
*struts around the ring*
Yeah this game was rough. But it got real easy once you figured out how to dodge Jason’s knives in 3D mode. Of course in 2D mode, all you could do was try to jump over his knives, but most of the time you landed on them, cutting your taint into ribbons.
January 13th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
*Wiggy dropkicks Tronsta for acting like Double J*
*Wiggy proceeds to stomp a mudhole into Tronsta and shove the middle finger in his face a la Stone Cold*
“Cutting your taint into ribbons.” Worst mental picture. Ever.
I remember in my later years pwning Freddy in my dreams. He was chasing me around when I suddenly realized that I could do whatever I want. It’s my dream! *Samuel L. Jackon beer style* I proceeded to fly around and beat him down. Crouching Tiger Hidden Squat dat!
January 16th, 2006 at 8:58 am
Leave it to Wiggy to take it to the next level and start giving middle fingers. Good job. * thumbs up *