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Huxley…Infinite Squatting Opportunities

Posted January 11, 2006 at 2:10 pm by tronsta

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If you haven’t heard about Huxley already, welcome to the real world, here’s your scoop.

Why care about Huxley?

Two words…MMOFPS!!!! The world’s first! And even though I insist I came up with the idea years ago when the monster known as EQ was sucking hours out of my day, I certainly didn’t have the experience to make such an idea a reality. Or capital. Or skills.

But regardless, Huxley looks to be one of the most refreshing FPS experience ever seen. So I ask you, can we as Soldiers of the Squat handle such a squatting wonderland? It remains to be seen.

Set in the world written by Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World, the game focuses on the conflict of three difference human races…a regular old human race, an enhanced race, and a hybrid race. If RL is an indicator os what we’ll most likely play in the game, I’ll end up being a hybrid. Muaha.

9 Responses to “Huxley…Infinite Squatting Opportunities”

  1. Spamalot Says:

    Dude, I didn’t know it was based on Brave New World! That book is DZEL! I can’t wait. Im gonna happily spend $500+ of my hard earned wages to squat “Next-Gen” style!

    So, since this game is based in Brave New World, does that make me a “Beta Minus Squatter”?

  2. Spamalot Says:

    two words… MMOFPS.

    (Isn’t that six words?)

  3. Tronsta Says:

    That’s the joke, Spammy. :)

    You’ll have to excuse my friend, he’s a little slow…the town is back THAT way!

  4. Tronsta Says:

    Oh and yeah if this comes on console, I’m totally owning dat, and I don’t mean it like pwnd, I mean like I will totally buy it and retain ownership of it. :)

    Even if it comes out for PC I might consider it.

  5. Spamalot Says:

    Methinks 360, their website says “PC Online / Console Online”

    …And I was just messing with you about the “Two Words” thing. :)

  6. Tronsta Says:

    Um, earth to Spammy, I know you were just messing with me. *Pinkus from Zoolander*

    Yeah a lot of these sites say it is coming out for it. I’m just preparing to be disappointed. If Huxley does come out for 360, it will be the Halo killer for me. Of course, if they deliver what they claim to be able to deliver.

  7. Wiggy Says:

    I say the chances are pretty high that it’s coming out for 360. Gamefaqs.com has a buzzing message board devoted to Huxley on 360. It’s listen for a Q3 2006 release.

    I’m just hoping Crackdown comes out soon.

  8. Spamalot Says:

    Umm, Earth to BRINT!!!!

    Or maybe it’s the way he styles his hair…

    Or like DOESN”T

    LOLz0rrssss

  9. Tronsta Says:

    rofl

    Oranga mocha frrrpacheeno!

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