Hot on the heels of last week’s Siphon Filter: Dark Mirror being announced for psp comes another hot title slated for release. Metal Gear B.D. (tentative title) will be a Playstation Portable exclusive and will be directed by Shinta Nojiri of Metal Gear Acid Fame.
Kojima stated that “The gameplay system will diverge from existing gameplay trends.”
Uh oh, the last time we heard talk like that we ended up with Yu-Gi-Oh disguised as a Metal Gear game! At least it’s been verified that this one is not a card game.
Anyway, until we get more details, we can only speculate as to what the game’s “B.D.” suffix stands for. Here are our top 3 theories:
- Metal Gear: Boring Drivel Actually, it’s just another MGS game but you might want to bring another game to play while you endure the 45 minute long cut scenes with no pause button.
- Metal Gear: Bowel Determination In Metal Gear Solid 3, you thought eating the snake was tough. Now, experience the “other side” of wilderness survival. Use the new psp headset to make poop noises to help Snake stay regular!
- Metal Gear: Binge & Dine Ever wondered how Snake keeps his “killer” physique? Meryl Silverburgh had no idea why Snake would always go to the restroom after every meal they ate. She finds out in this latest installment in the Metal Gear Saga!
That’s genius. Pure genius. Metal Gear Ac!d left me very disappointed. Card battle system in a MGS game? Boooo!
Hopefully this one’ll be less dawgy. We’ll just have to wait and see. I just know I’m not gonna preorder it.
Metal Gear BoonDocks – A militant afro-american jaunt into the world of international espionage hosted by two 9 year olds with cornrows and a 79 year old man.
Metal Gear Booty Dance – Snake goes undercover as a rap video vixxen! “Shake wutcha Momma gave ya Snake!”
Update: OK, according to some message boards, BD stands for “Band Dessine” which is French for Comic Book. “Accroupie Accroupie!” – which is French for squat squat (Thanks google language tools)
According to the same message board, the gameplay will involve manipulating comic book boxes to affect game events.
Kojima, you Bite! Straight to the bargain bin for this one. Leave the weird gameplay for DS games. For Metal Gear, we want action!
The last time we had a good portable Metal Gear game was Metal Gear: Ghost Babel… for Gameboy Color!
Metal Gear Booty Delicious.
funk everything that isn’t a kojima direced and yoji shinkawa designed MGS game. s’all i gotta say.