Hot on the heels of last week’s Siphon Filter: Dark Mirror being announced for psp comes another hot title slated for release. Metal Gear B.D. (tentative title) will be a Playstation Portable exclusive and will be directed by Shinta Nojiri of Metal Gear Acid Fame.

Kojima stated that “The gameplay system will diverge from existing gameplay trends.”

Uh oh, the last time we heard talk like that we ended up with Yu-Gi-Oh disguised as a Metal Gear game! At least it’s been verified that this one is not a card game.

Anyway, until we get more details, we can only speculate as to what the game’s “B.D.” suffix stands for. Here are our top 3 theories:

1. Metal Gear: Boring Drivel

Actually, it’s just another MGS game but you might want to bring another game to play while you endure the 45 minute long cut scenes with no pause button.

2. Metal Gear: Bowel Determination

In Metal Gear Solid 3, you thought eating the snake was tough. Now, experience the “other side” of wilderness survival. Use the new psp headset to make poop noises to help Snake stay regular!

3. Metal Gear: Binge & Dine

Ever wondered how Snake keeps his “killer” physique? Meryl Silverburgh had no idea why Snake would always go to the restroom after every meal they ate. She finds out in this latest installment in the Metal Gear Saga!

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