Squat LOV3
Posted December 15, 2005 at 4:32 pm by tronstaSo my girlfriend and I are watching King Kong last night and there’s a scene when someone caps off on this weird savage with a long barreled pistol. POW POW POW POW and the savage goes down. So my girl leans over to me and says “Baby, would that be a good time to squat?” And with an audible laugh I respond “YES! That’s the PERFECT time to squat!!’
My friends, I am in love, and her name is Squat…err…Sunny. 
December 15th, 2005 at 7:05 pm
Marry dat…
December 16th, 2005 at 9:54 am
Marry dat so then you can * BLAM *
(- Spamalot pwns ur comment)
December 16th, 2005 at 10:08 am
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasy *BV*
December 18th, 2005 at 10:08 am
Those savages were weird… I didn’t understand them… They had to go…
(slow motion video of master chief mowing down hundreds of savages, King Kong comes out, MC pulls out his rocket launcher…)
December 19th, 2005 at 9:25 am
Savages, what’s to understand? They pwn women and give them to Kong to appease him, they found a new girl to give so they didn’t have to give one of their own. MC would have made like a push broom and swept that whole villiage out with a BR and a couple well placed grenades.
I could have done without that whole ordeal in the cave, though. BTW, Sunny picked up the obscurist of links…the wink eyed cook that got eaten slow by the worms? He was Gollum in LOTR. I didn’t think so until I checked online and she was right.
December 19th, 2005 at 2:49 pm
I heard someone mention that on the radio. Super astute of her. That slow motion worm-digestion fest was totally gratuitous…
MC would’ve squatted that whole island. The raptors would’ve reminded him of jackals without shields.
He would hit the T-Rexes with plasma nades and rockets.
I wanna see all of this in Halo 3! Halo 3 should have some huge “Shadow of the Collossus” style enemies!!!
December 19th, 2005 at 4:11 pm
That would be pretty nifty, although the big Covenant dudes with the big shields and plasma beams were the closest things to that. Could you imagine the squat on a big huge Collossus enemy?? You’d need to grenade-jump up there just to pull it off haha.
December 20th, 2005 at 3:22 pm
Those slugs were inspired by an angry large intestine
December 21st, 2005 at 9:00 am
Tha Vela, tha Vela, tha tha, tha Vela…
I had some bad Thai food one night and pink worms came out of my butt and swallowed a 4 year old child in Wal-Mart. It was a horrible day for me.