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Meet Mrs. Chief

Posted December 14, 2005 at 1:47 pm by Spamalot

Female Spartan LindaSpammy: “There’s no way I’ll ever buy DOA4″
Team Ninja: “But there’s a Halo Level in it.”
Spammy: “Meh, so what”
Team Ninja: “And… A Female Spartan”
Spammy: “Can’t Resist… Crapppy Game. Noooooooo”
Team Ninja: “Wut Wuuuuuuuut!”

Okay, so we all know DOA4 will probably be fun for about 10 minutes. Still, the glitzy, jiggly fighter has always been a champion of the xbox franchise; The 360 is no different.

DOA4 has a female spartan as a playable character. This blatant cross-promotion will no doubt score “Master Gates” (-Tronsta) some extra money to save up for his next bad haircut.

For those who are interested - and we are - Meet Mrs. Chief

Illustration courtesy of http://rocketsfall.tripod.com/

3 Responses to “Meet Mrs. Chief”

  1. Wiggy Says:

    hmm…..so “Nicole” Spartan-458 weighs 378 lbs., huh? According to the history of women I’ve dated, I am more than qualified to handle a woman of such poundage. (Joiiiiiiiiiii)

    Grenade sticking? That’s hot. Definitely gonna have to rent this one. Hope her story ending is similar to Samus from the Metroid series. 6′8″ chick in a two-piece swimsuit? I’ll take it!

  2. Tronsta Says:

    Why won’t this stupid thing let me post my response??

  3. Tronsta Says:

    You checked this chic’s stats? She’s 6′8″ and 370 pounds out of her armor, meaning she outweights me by 110 pounds, and towers above me by 6.25″. That’s not a woman, that’s shaq in a wig. Also, it says her waist is 30 inches with a bust of 49 inches. That means her shoulders are anywhere from 50-55 inches in width, making her look like a dude with a tiny little waist.

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