Comments on: What kind of squatter are you?

By: DarthVela

DarthVela — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 20:15:47 +0000

My favorite is the “plasma-body-squat once-and-jump-away Squat”… if peter pan played halo, that would be his squat

By: Tronsta

Tronsta — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:28:02 +0000

ROFL yer a poet and you didn't even know it. Actually, I think Bungie has a See-Saw Squat gif. Ah yes, here it is:

By: Spamalot

Spamalot — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 14:26:25 +0000

“See-Saw Squat.” –

You get the head
And I’ll get the feet
Now alternate your squats
Lather, Rinse, Repeat

By: Tronsta

Tronsta — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 14:06:45 +0000

Don’t you mean “There’s-No-Squat-Button-In-This-Game Squat”?

By: Spamalot

Spamalot — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 13:27:00 +0000

The “There’s-No-Crouch-Button-In-This-Game Squat” – Utilized extensively by yours truly in all those games without a crouch button; This squat takes a little ingenuity to pull off. Most games that don’t have a crouch button WILL have a JUMP Button, so “Jump-Jump-Melee” it is! Games like Unreal Championship 2 require this squat. My favorite game to use this squat in is Twisted Metal: Head on. PSP squatting online is worth using a slightly watered down squat squat.

By: Spamalot

Spamalot — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 15:48:11 +0000

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read…

Im a “SquatSquat.com” squatter. I squat my opponents rapidly while plugging this website.

Look out for me on Halo 2, Street Fighter 3, Splinter Cell, etc. – You might just have to listen to my little “advertisement” while you wait to respawn…